{"product_id":"dont-sass-the-squatch-engraved-bamboo-cutting-board","title":"Don't Sass The Squatch Board","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eBold Retro Typography and a Delightfully Sassy Wilderness Pun\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eBring a heavy dose of humor, attitude, and playful charm to your kitchen routines with our Don't Sass the Squatch engraved bamboo cutting board. This eye-catching design features a bold, vintage-inspired circular emblem framing a hilarious wilderness pun that is guaranteed to crack a smile. Precision-engraved on premium, eco-friendly bamboo, this functional art piece provides an exceptionally durable, food-safe surface optimized for your daily chopping, dicing, and meal preparation. When you are hosting, its high-contrast, cheeky typography transforms it into the absolute ultimate conversation piece for a bar setup, game night appetizer layout, or a casual charcuterie display. It stands out as an unforgettable novelty gift choice for Father's Day, birthdays, white elephant parties, cozy cabins, or anyone who loves a great laugh with their local folklore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003ci data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eWe are always expanding our designs! Visit us at \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.theblendedoasis.com\/pages\/events\" title=\"Local Events — Visit The Blended Oasis. Find us in person.\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003elocal pop-ups\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.theblendedoasis.com\/pages\/contact\" title=\"Contact The Blended Oasis. Message us to customize or personalize your next laser engraved epoxy resin project.\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003emessage us\u003c\/a\u003e for new coastal, PNW, and nature designs added regularly.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"21\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Blended Oasis","offers":[{"title":"Small (8\" x 5.75\" x 0.5\")","offer_id":53156995563631,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium (11\" x 8.75\" x 0.5\")","offer_id":53156995596399,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large (14\" x 10\" x 0.75\")","offer_id":53156995629167,"sku":null,"price":85.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0607\/5714\/7759\/files\/dont-sass-the-squatch-engraved-bamboo-cutting-board-the-blended-oasis.png?v=1779770698","url":"https:\/\/www.theblendedoasis.com\/products\/dont-sass-the-squatch-engraved-bamboo-cutting-board","provider":"The Blended Oasis","version":"1.0","type":"link"}